My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

heart attack lever

The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.

Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010

Zoe Laverne

Pedophile who uses her fame and looks to lure 23 year old kids.

Zoe Laverne: Connor and I were just in a a dark place, and we just caught feelings!

Everyone: How is that normal?

by Pewkiplier November 16, 2020

leave me the fuck alone

Aggressive way to ask that someone or a group of people cease to continue to annoy the fuck out of someone.

Leave me the fuck alone, for fuck sake! I can't even masturbate in private; much less do anything else. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Laverne

A beautiful woman, inside and out, with all the right curves, in all the right places. She is caring, generous and devoted to her man and her family. She loves to be surrounded by beautiful things and appreciates the natural beauty that surrounds her. She easily makes friends from all walks of life and is curious about other lives and cultures. She loves to entertain and thrives on the company of others. Though sympathetic, she does not have time for negative people, life is short and has too much to offer. She is afraid of the unknown and doesn't like to be alone.

Laverne beauty devoted generous caringcurious

by setting it right February 4, 2010

LaVersa

Someone who is overly loud, similar to a drunk Rosie O'Donnell. This person has a cocky attitude who usually cares too much about other people's lives. These types of people usually brag about expensive clothing they own from stores such as Tony Walker.

Wow, that bitch was being a LaVersa.

by johnny6297 April 11, 2010

French Leave

To leave or disappear without letting your party know you're leaving.

"Hey John, don't do a French Leave after work, we're all going to happy hour."

by Lady Duran December 24, 2008