Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.

Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.

by Mac78 January 29, 2012

Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

by Incalculable Accountant March 29, 2015

Leaky Leg Cream Pie

When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.

Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie

by CroppingBeef March 1, 2011

Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner leans over the toilet with her ass facing you. You initiate Anal intercourse just like the standard missionary position except she will start to urinate into the toilet as you go in her ass.

Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Nice!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

leaky sandwich

When a guy puts his dick between two slices of bread before getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend was hungry, so I gave her a leaky sandwich to munch on.

by the dirty liberal April 24, 2010

leaky jeans

A thottie from Peru who's jeans are leaky from being with many men.

That girl in the bar you met has some leaky jeans bro go for the other one.

by Lesoy August 4, 2014