lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

lanced

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

by French Cycling Organization July 24, 2010

Lanier Middle School

A horrible place with mainly hispanics that the government calls a "School". If you want to meet wannabe Latinos and Hispanics, you either go here or to Taco Bell.
The structure of the building slightly resembles a juvenile detention facility

"Where do you go to school?"
"Lanier Middle School."
"oh my god and you're not mentally damaged?!"

by raybies May 27, 2013

Lanier

Laniers are particularly fun to be around. They are amazing listeners. They are extremely easy to talk to and have the best hair. They are also some of the most talkative people you will ever meet.

Jake: who's that girl that everyone wants to be friends with?

Sara: that's Lanier!

by skk1031 May 31, 2011

Lancellot

Lancellot is the person you go to when you need a good laugh; he's hilarious. He is extremely handsome and has a wonderful smile, and when he does, you can't help but smile back. He is very smart (but humble) and understanding, and will always be there for you, no matter what. He is extremely respectful and respected because of his attitude and his tendency to be polite and considerate of others. He's absolutely adorable. He is just the right amount of everything.

"Is Kayla dating Lancellot? She's so lucky."

by rosalia225 December 16, 2011

Lancel

Gods what a stupid name.

Lancel Lannister, who named you? Some half-wit with a stutter?

by Perhaps another time... July 29, 2016