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Keenan

A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
by LatinLover123467890 April 12, 2009
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Keenan

Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.”

Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”
by Wrath October 24, 2018
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Maynard James Keenan

Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
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Keenan

He is a cool, funny and good person.
Hi Keenan you da man
by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019
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Keenen

Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD
Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it
by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009
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Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.
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by joe April 1, 2004
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Keenan Grawe

a.k.a. Spam Jelly

Keenan is this really funny, kinda funny looking (in a sexy way) kid who does stuff like steal cookies with his bones.
Look, children! It's Keenan Grawe.
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