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big daddy krystal

A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.

You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020
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Schemist/Krystal

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
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Krystalling

Doing odd random shit as can only be done by a Krystal. (Always means well)
What’s she doing over there

Girl, she’s Krystalling”
by Jtlol June 24, 2022
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Krystal

Krystal means a person who has abs, is a god, sex, gets all the girls and has the biggest dick in the world.
Krystal is my husband he is soo sexy.
by Krystal Arafat December 9, 2018
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krystal gibson

krystal is THE BOMB. COM!!

she's beautiful smart pretty and if ur lucky enough for her to like u then u should be honored and great full she's in ur life
Krystal Gibson your one of those girls that if wife if I didn't like Dick so much lol
by love alyvia August 14, 2018
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Krystal

Krystal is the alpha
by natalia03 March 5, 2022
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Krystal-Leigh

The sexiest of all Krystal kinds. Krystal is the most loyal, outgoing, goofy, caring, good dancer, good singer, amazing cook, best mother, sister and friend. If ever you need advice on how to cook something, she is who you need. She is also the best driver that has ever existed, no one fucks with her. She is very sweet but if you ever show disrespect or no loyalty, you will be ghosted. She is super sexy.
Bob: that is super sexy….

Floyd: yes that looks very Krystal-Leigh to me, god damn.
by Fire666 May 2, 2022
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