Hall Knocker

A Southern Illinois term for people from Kentucky; an insult
John is from Kentucky and Bill is from Illinois;
Bill: John, you're such a HALL KNOCKER!
by deerecountry17 November 18, 2010
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Shocker knocker

Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.
Domestic abuse? Hell no, Mr Your Honor, I was just giving her the shocker knocker!
by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018
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dodge knocker

noun (doj noker)
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person

Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.
That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,

or,

Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.
by Aeros2 February 29, 2012
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mommy knockers

The still-attractive breasts of a mother. May be displayed prominently or left hidden for the imagination to discern. More attractive than mommaries.
"I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby." - Seth to Evan on his mom's mommy knockers, Superbad, 2007.
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock March 11, 2014
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ass knocker

my brother is such an ass knocker
by noodle fishing August 05, 2008
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