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Kale

Slang word for “hell
by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018
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spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.
I was never really into the kale hail phase.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Kale

by batpoop321 May 7, 2019
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Kalee Gacha

A girl who likes to make Gacha videos and has a lot of friends and is naturally kind. But doesn’t have a stable posting schedule. 😡
by Kalee Gacha September 17, 2019
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Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment
“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important

too bad ur not papa kale”
by relwigsnion April 21, 2018
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