by JPoopoogirl December 06, 2008
a kid that smokes every day and trys to act ghetto and jizzes all over him self and wipes it on his bed
by pl;ayerforlife January 28, 2005
Lawn care service created by Josh Murray and Patrick Pickney in a Father Ryan art class in 2009. Has been named to the top 10 lawncare companies in the southeast by southern living. They are so good that john deere gives them free equipment.
by Pick 18 March 30, 2010
Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.
by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010
by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004
the difficulty or inability to leave work because one is enjoying oneself immensely having non-work-related conversations online
It was 5 o'clock but Rachel didn't want to go home yet because she was IMing her boyfriend. The JP Effect kept her at work until 7:30.
by rawvalpo November 24, 2008
The dirty JP is one of the finest rituals to ever exist. It consists of 2 guys naked but with a tie and mcdonalds socks charging up their "JuJu" crystals. Once the crytals are charged 2 more men apear and one women. I think you know what is about to go down. Anyway, all the men jack off at the same time, drowing the women in cum. Afterwards the men do chest compression to sae the women while each guy is getting fucked from behind by another guy. Basically it is a fisting train while giving chest compression. Once them women is alive they each shove they're crytals up they're ass to gain confidence during sex with their wife. Nobody speaks of the ritual again until it happens exactly 69 months later.
by asdfasdfadfaf November 23, 2021