calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

jaspy

A combination of swag and class admiring the sequence and basis of both adequate styles/genres to resemble a new personality. Thus, jaspy.

swag + class = jaspy

by JASPY corp. March 30, 2012

Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020

Jasper

An absolute fucking tit

You’re a right jasper

by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017

jaslr

The point of no return during anal sex. Once you have reached jaslr you're going to be walking with a limp in the morning.

I really jaslr'ed the hell out of megalobox.

by The Great Dizzo September 22, 2003

Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007