Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with

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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx

by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012

opulent items

lavish merchandise

she brought opulent items for Christmas
lavish rich valuable

by shifty people July 9, 2017

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

playing with items on

being a mssive bitch

"hey, that nerd is playing with items on!"
"LET'S GET HIM"

by booking_yeah April 23, 2018

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

My faves items

Boo- woah woah woah calm down

My faves items is boo- woah woah woah calm down

by iddunno January 29, 2021

1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.

A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.

by Filename99 September 1, 2023