horn junkie 

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

horn junkie by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

Hornamorous 

Deep loving feeling, with lusting intent and or desire.

The only way I can describe my feelings at this moment, is a blend of lust, desire and loving thoughts of you, I feel hornamorous.

Hornamorous by Bernhard Brahms June 1, 2014

Horn pout 

A person filled with horny tendencies

He's such a horn pout. He makes sexual comments all the time.

Horn pout by Jmor May 26, 2018

Piss Horn 

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

Piss Horn by James November 1, 2004

Guinea Horn 

An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.

Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!

Guinea Horn by Liquor Anus June 24, 2018

toot your own horn 

To brag about one's own talents.

Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.

toot your own horn by qxan September 28, 2006

Bro-horn 

1. A just all around bro.

2. A buddy or friend.

"Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"

"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"

Bro-horn by Lars Umayat April 26, 2009