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Hingham

A typical, rich town full of liberal cocksuckers and capitalistic whores located on the South Shore of Mass. It is dominated by white pestilence, mainly Irish Catholics who believe everything their parish says. The town pride is unlike any other, perhaps taking it a little too far. The citizens tend to believe they are superior in every way to all other towns, especially the town of Weymouth. Perhaps the more pathetic aspect of this town is its teenage population. The teens are mainly a bunch of ignorant bitches who flaunt to pop culture and its influences and probably couldn't tell you a single fact about the current state of U.S. affairs. They often make up ridiculously dumb phrases, referred to as "Hingham speak". They are the true representation of a dumbed-down, manipulated youth full of sluts, jocks, and potheads.

Most of the town has not experienced a single traumatizing event and seem to have perfect lives. It consists of gold digging blonde wives and cigar-sucking, CEO husbands who are also members at either the Boston Golf Club or Black Rock Country Club. The biggest issue in the past ten years has been whether to put up lights on the Ward Street field so kids can play lacrosse even though they'll never be as good as Duxbury. They should just stick to hockey after the Super 8 win.
Well, your basically an arrogant jerk who thinks less of others. You should move to Hingham.
by CheGuevera June 21, 2010
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Hingham

A Boston suburb of 20,000 residents, of whom about 17,000 are nouveau riche natives of Dorchester, South Boston, and West Roxbury.

Located on the South Shore, affectionately known as the Irish Riviera.

The town's nemesis is the neighboring blue collar, albeit increasingly yuppiefied town of Weymouth. Nearby Cohasset and Scituate are demographically similar, but do not have the "obnoxious reputation" of Hingham.
The good...

There are, indeed, many Hingham residents are decent, empathetic, and modest in demeanor.

The Derby Street Shoppes have finally brought upscale shopping to the South Shore. This plaza is home to the South Shore's first Whole Foods Market.

The four best things to come out of Hingham, in no particular order: Route 3, Route 3A, Route 53, and Route 228.

The bad...

For those familiar with the British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, Hingham has the highest-percentage of Irish-American Hyacinth Buckets in the country.

Money doesn't necessarily mean class. You can take the kid out of Southie, Savin Hill, Fields Corner, but you can't take the ___ out of the kid!

Hingham, living proof that one doesn't have to live in Texas to be a wealthy, vapid-minded philistine.

Hingham has a disproportionate number of Toyota Land Cruiser and Mercury Mountaineer SUVs, almost 100% of which have never been off-road. (Note: The parking lot of Derby Street Shoppes or the South Shore Plaza does not constitute "off-road" driving)

A Boston Globe columnist from neighboring Weymouth has, rightfully, mercilessly lambasted Hingham for its single-handed roadblocks in the rebuilding of the Greenbush MBTA Commuter Rail line. This columnist, as I have, has taken pains to state that there are many Hingham residents who are just as indignant at these petulant prima donnas as other residents of the South Shore.

There is a Commuter Boat line to Boston from the Hingham Shipyard. However, most of the parking is allocated to Hingham residents, at a discounted price! So the option for Hull, Cohasset, Weymouth, and Scituate residents commuting from the Hingham Shipyard is not always feasible.

Hingham, little more than West Roxbury with some harborfront views.

And, most puzzling of all, many Hingham residents mispronounce their town as "Higgim." Hardly anybody from outside Hingham mispronounces the name of that town.
by DFJD May 18, 2006
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Hinge

n.

A cigarette, coffee, drink, cone, or anything one is requesting from another.

Origin: "Schindler's List"
"Make me a hinge, bitch!"

-Alfred Einschtein
by Daniel Beattie January 29, 2004
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Hingis

Anatomical. Believed to be defined as the little seen surface on the back of a nipple. Very sensitive like under the fingernails.
I hope I never see either of my hingises (alternative plural form: hingi).
by nnanook9 September 5, 2006
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hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.
Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Mr. Hingelberg

he comes across as nice, he's very poetic. He to honest and make you want to cry. He embarrasses you in front of everyone. stay on his good side #prettypinksprincess
Mr. Hingelberg: Your essay.. It looks like you didn't even try..

Me: spent 10 hours on it
Me: I did
Mr. Hingelberg: no you didn't
My essay that took 5 mins: heyyy 👋
by panic! at school April 28, 2020
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Hinge Neck

The continued bobbing of the head,of a person falling asleep and waking back up.
Dude 1: That cat up front has serious HINGE NECK.
Dude 2:Yeah bro. he's gonna miss his stop.
by fishkiller 41 March 2, 2011
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