hairanoia

The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.

Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.

by lingtuist1 July 9, 2009

Hagraggler

One who fucks an elderly female. An old hag.

I cant believe you stuck your dick in that hag

Ya, I am the hagraggler

by Captain Hagraggler August 12, 2011

happalicious

Something that is a combination of happy and delicious. Just the thought of it evokes feelings of delectable cheer, exuberance, and optimism. It's that warm fuzzy feeling when everything in life is working out. Remember when everything worked out for Cory and Topanga? Yeah, that's how awesome it is to feel happalicious. It's like falling asleep in a Disney movie except it's your real life.

How was your date last night? It was stupendous. I am couldn't be more happalicious.

I have never seen anyone look so happalicious, until he first laid eyes on his new son.

by woofaroonie March 20, 2013

hapathetic

happily apathetic; happy to have a job, responsive and dependable, but apathetic about anything relating thereto.

I am hapathetic to go to work today, my ball-less bosses do not care what I do or say

by Karma38 March 13, 2015

Hapression

The feeling of hatred and depression simultaniously.

I feel such hapression right now.

by XxXSpasticXxX March 30, 2017

Hagraven

A creepy witch character from the game skyrim.

Oh shit it's a hagraven!

by GenEn33 August 17, 2017

Hapagalima

A mental condition in which one starts randomly singing Disney songs.

A milder case of Hapagalima is randomly singing random or popular songs.

She randomly started singing "I'll make a man out of you" because she has Hapagalima.

by OriginalHapagalima October 4, 2017