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an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.
Ms. Reese is a great example of an old hag, since she hates children, yet continues to teach at her crappy New Jersey school. She's like 90,000 years old and has krusty the clown hair. She enjoys making people cry. she is evil!!!
by spaghettieater February 07, 2010
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old fat ugly woman, can be a witch, most of the time is. sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth crap.
me:hey fucktardjoo mama is an old hag

you: wahhhhhh! i want my mama!
by mackzy October 23, 2004
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usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.
"you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?"
"shut up you old hag and go fuck your geezer!"
by Doug Streichan September 17, 2007
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A slutty old woman with cold sores all over her lips (Not only the lips to her mouth!) and who is a real cunt most of the time.
Man, Franike's grand mother is a nasty old hag!
by textfile232 December 31, 2005
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A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.
by OldHagHater July 29, 2016
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