an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. She usually doesn't have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. A good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.

old fat ugly woman, can be a witch, most of the time is. sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth crap.

usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys passing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.

A slutty old woman with cold sores all over her lips (Not only the lips to her mouth!) and who is a real cunt most of the time.

A man named Shawn who tends to forget nearly everything, claims that if you throw a plastic Pepsi bottle at someone's face it won't hurt cause it's 'just plastic'.