Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo

Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...

by Pibble April 22, 2025

gurt

yogurt

Yo, gurt! Gurt: sybau🥀🥀🥀

gurt: yo

yo: what do you want from me?

me: …….
gurt: SYBAU

by fienddd May 5, 2025

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

This bird is gurting to get the huzz

by eth4n April 13, 2025

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

gurt

The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025

Gurting

What someone is doing is very smart but also very dangerous.

Joe is Gurting to get all the huzz.

by Optimalbased April 15, 2025