Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

Flange Graters

A term used mostly by lesbians to describe dental braces.

Claire: So how did your date with that chick go last night?

Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!

by reegz100 September 24, 2009

penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

Grief Hipster

A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.

Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"

by Grief Hipster April 14, 2012

griefer

that type of person in gta 5 to always try to make you mad. In the local and well known game gta online you can work for cash a well known way to earn cash in gta is to sell product. A griefer is a person who will always try to disturb/mess with you during in a job. That person will destroy your career in gta. Do not interact with a griefer in anyway.

I see a griefer run!!

by n0 n@me December 3, 2019

Y Griega

The Y Griega is a beautiful creature that lives in California. It can fly, and make your dreams come true. It shows it's happiness by sqwauking, and when it flys by you, it is hard to see. Be sure to look for one, they are beautiful and rare creatures!

Did you see that y griega up there? It was so cool!

by ygriegakwanzaa December 31, 2016