FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Fuster Cluck

Same as Cluster Fuck, a moment of heavy traffic, be it automobiles or a crowd, but able to be used in proper social company (i.e. families, the religious right, etc)

Sorry I'm running late, the 405 is totally Fuster Clucked!

by George Dear December 9, 2008

fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

Duel fisted boomstick

fistfull of boomstick but with two hands

jennings just had to use two hands on that poor cow

by masterofrpg March 5, 2004

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

fousted

When you are filling your coffee cup and the steampot runs out immediately, making an insulting gurgling noise.

"Are you making coffee?"

"Yup, I just got fousted."

by ricketts3000 October 17, 2008