a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

5 foods you should never eat again

Basically every ad on the internet. Ever.

Wow an ad! "5 foods you should never eat again to cure cancer!"
Tf is this...

by Nomb317 March 24, 2017

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

you fools

A term used by stereotypical evil supervillains to make their goons (see: henchmen) go after the hero.

"Get him you insolent fools!" or just plain old "Get him you fools!"

by Exor January 20, 2004

foopalooter

One who engages in foopalooting.

Paul has a really serious foopalooting regimen.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

suffer fools gladly

to tolerate or allow

I do not suffer fools gladly

by Greg1too May 31, 2007

fooper

The bubble of fat below a female's stomach and above the genatalia.

Mrs. Zemp's tight pants showed off her big fooper.

by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003