Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.
by Darkwithdesire April 30, 2006
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by Ladgenta December 16, 2008
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Fobi - noun
A little Austrian fucktard who likes to argue with many groups of people and their friends since he is such a little tard of fuck. He spams LMFAO which is why, in such a situation, you should say limfow, to make fun of him.
The fobi really gets salty at smash and gets bitter at people for telling him to calm down. Yucky yucky. The fobi also will cause multiple instances of heartache and stress due to his cunning manipulative nature against people
Avoid at all costs and limfow when necessary
Fobi - noun
A little Austrian fucktard who likes to argue with many groups of people and their friends since he is such a little tard of fuck. He spams LMFAO which is why, in such a situation, you should say limfow, to make fun of him.
The fobi really gets salty at smash and gets bitter at people for telling him to calm down. Yucky yucky. The fobi also will cause multiple instances of heartache and stress due to his cunning manipulative nature against people
Avoid at all costs and limfow when necessary
1) "Hey dude wanna play smash?" "Fuck no LMFAO I'm bad and cannot compensate for my lack of skill so I'll throw a tantrum like I do with everything else."
"Fuck off fobi"
2) Please stop spamming lmfao, you sound like Fobi
"Fuck off fobi"
2) Please stop spamming lmfao, you sound like Fobi
by legaatos August 30, 2019
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