fobit

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. (forward operating base)and lives by all the silly little rules that make no sense in a combat zone.

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. the whole deployment and buys all the shit at the PX.

-the one guy who's uniforms are the cleanest while in Iraq or Afganistan

soldier #1-"Hey there where is your reflective belt? You need to have it on at night!"

soldier #2-"Shut up you damn fobit, I actually go out of the wire while you sit behind your desk all day!"

by "The General" April 25, 2008

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FOBI

Fear of Being Involved/Included/Invited

The antithesis to FOMO. FOBI refers to someone with a fear of being invited to or involved in social activities.

by papillonnosilla August 20, 2010

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Foxitis

A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.

I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.

by Bran Stark May 11, 2021

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Fobbit

A term used to describe soldiers in Iraq that rarely if ever leave the relative safety of the Forward Operating Base (FOB). This is a perjoritive term used by soldiers that spend a lot of time outside the wire beaing shot at and dodging road-side bombs, for those soldiers that live a safer and more comfortable life.

The damn fobbits all seem to be getting the new armor before we do, and they don't even need it.

"FUFB!" A chalk message on my platoons vehicles that loosely translates to "F#@k yoU FoBbits!

by mike181 September 10, 2008

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Fabits

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".

"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"

by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013

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Forbitron

A bed building robot created by the Anderson’s and sent back in time to build beds for every college student in the US. When spoken to he often replies simply “Roy-bot, a cheeseburger eating machine”. That’s the only response he is programmed to say. Thought also to be some relation to the magician “The Great Forbini”. Lastly he is prone to asking a lot of questions due to his lack of upgrade capability.

That Forbitron sure can swing a mallet.

That Forbitron sure does ask a lot of questions.
Forbitron’s hands are really red from beating that mallet.

by Willy Lump Lump December 19, 2018

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