fobster
fob-ster
noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.
ORIGIN OF FOBSTER
Portmanteau
1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster
2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster
DEFINITION1. Any of various recently arrived east
Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into
Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.
"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in
line"
"Nah those ain't FOBs.
Don't you see dem
Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."