adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob
Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.
by Semmie K April 23, 2005
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A: Hey look at this game with an underscore in it's name
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
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Get the fabio enchilada mug.Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
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