Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.

Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "

by Jessy2134 June 19, 2010

Find Another Fool

I should have learned this lesson long ago
That friends and lovers always come and go
And now you claim
that everything's "O.K.", but I've got just one thing to say...
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
I don't believe that I deserve this ride
You took me for my very heart and pride
You let me down...and now your hand is out
Well, here's some...spare change...you can count
Why don't you...

Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
You pulled this once...you pulled it twice
It's time you listened to my advice....oh, baby
I'd never take advantage of our love
I can't imagine what you're thinkin' of
You're over due...you think this storm is through..
Well, baby, I've got news for you
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.

4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1

by Christina D April 13, 2007

Cannot find server

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Fucking HELLL!!!!! That's the fiftieth fucking time today!!!! I HATE getting "cannot find server"!!!! it might as well just say "FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!

THe webpage you want is currently unavailable.

Please either FUCK OFF,

Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.

by annoyed internet user May 24, 2004

trying to find myself

A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.

Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha

by Varnell October 31, 2006

find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 04, 2019

Find a happy place

When chanted to oneself repeatedly serves to conjure a positive memory, either fictional or real, that inspires optimism and hope during a time of despair, fear, or general malaise.

Peach, the starfish in Finding Nemo says hurriedly, "Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!" as a coping mechanism when the heavy-fingered niece of the dentist, Darla, taps on the glass of the aquarium.

by raw shrimp cooked shrimp October 04, 2008