Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

faphound

One who voraciously searches for or solicits masturbatory material, cf. pornhound.

Don't let Derek see your holiday photos, he's a faphound.

by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard October 5, 2008

fapoozle

The black Eharmony.com

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle

by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009

fanpong

A game involving throwing ping-pong balls in to a ceiling fan. The balls ricochet wildly off the fan and bounce around the room. The game is played with black lights and florescent ping-pong balls (aka beer-pong balls). Ample amounts of alcohol increase the entertainment value of the game, along with throwing the occasional highlighter in the fan.

In addition, the fan should be set to the fastest possible setting. It is advised that people sit or lay down during game play, standing up typically results in being hit in the head and/or testicles.

It was a slow night, so we had people over and played some fanpong.

by reckless063 April 25, 2010

Fappidextrous

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014

Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.

Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.

by Studfugly January 2, 2015

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014