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spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.
dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.
by ricky warden June 11, 2006
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election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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Election Twitter

a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.

The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman

Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie

Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter
by Brih989384 July 3, 2022
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immaculate erection

1. The act or experience of being aroused for no apparent reason
Dude, I was just sitting there watching food network and suddenly I was sporting an immaculate erection!
by ChristmaSupdog December 25, 2009
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inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place
Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.
by GPA January 7, 2007
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Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.
Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama
by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012
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Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007
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