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EMA

by Joshua Kong June 27, 2018
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Ema is often very humble and has cat issues , they will never quit a job no matter how much they want to.
Man: Hey ema did you quit that job yet.
Ema name:No , I decided to double my hours instead
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Ema Belas

Ema (Belas) is a short girl that lives on a mountain Medvednica just next to the capital city of Croatia, Zagreb. She is full of life and her favourite vacation spot is Pirovac in Šibenik Knin county.
Let's go to the beach, Ema Belas would like to go to Pirovacs biggest beach, Lolić.
by Lpucka November 21, 2021
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EMA

Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012
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EMA

by LOVELYBOY77777 October 8, 2023
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EMA

eat my ass, it means to put ur mouth on my ass and eat it like groceries.
"hey EMA"

"eat ur ass?"
by sophii<3! November 19, 2023
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ema

"ema bitch"
by AutumnTime September 2, 2023
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