The Bianchi Dipstick

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.

The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011

dumpsack

A sack of weed that is both skimpy and poor quality...and smashed. Derranged from the term "skimpsack".

An example of a dumpsack would be weed you buy from some cracked out wierdo who calls the weed "dense", but is just smashed from them sitting on it.

by Jasmine Kela June 23, 2008

dipstick

to dip your joint or cigarette in formaldehyde; creates PCP effect

After smoking that dipstick, I saw pink elephants.

by cdawg May 26, 2004

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

dumpstitute

N. A person who offers sexual favors for a nominal fee. They, however, are unwilling to do these acts in a car, or a motel room. Instead, they perform all sexual acts behind, next too, around or in a dumpster.

"Oh my goodness, did you see that guy puttin it too the dumpstitute behind the dumpster?"

by Erica Noel February 19, 2009

Dipstick

The ancient art form of checking the freshness of a female. Must take no less than one, but no more than three fingers and insert into the meat-curtain. Upon insertion one must slowly remove as to "tease" the subject into thinking your playing it cool. Then stealthly motion your Dipstick no futher than an inch away from the nose to allow yourself to induldge on the sweet aroma. This technique is perfect for birthday parties, get togethers, and family re-unions in Arkansas. To properly secure the Dipstick technique be in an isolated location such as; Fairgrounds, concerts, church, or even your local Women and Children Hospital.

Johnny had forgotten to dipstick Heather so he didn't realize it when he took a swim in the crimson tide.

by Vag Warriors July 5, 2008

Dipstick

When a slick dude probes a womans rectum with his finger without her consent, then swiftly attacks her mouth with the shitty finger. 'The Dipstick!' is then typically announced afterwards.

Mikes a fuckin perv... he stuck a finger in my ass, and when I pulled it out he stuck his crap-encrusted finger in my mouth and shouted 'dipstick'

by The Wop November 10, 2005