Doppelbänger

A simple solution to a complex dating dilemma: Joe asks Cindy out on a date. Cindy agrees on the condition that Joe will find a date for her mentally retarded cousin Patti. Joe hasn't gotten pussy in 972 days, so he lies to his good friend Bob and says that Patti is a super hot nympho with no gag reflex. Bob is elated until the date, at which time he discovers that Patti is not as advertised. Bob has standards and will not lay pipe in Patti's retarded twat, but he is a good friend and knows that Joe has not seen pussy for 972 days so he does what any good friend would do... Bob calls in his doppelbänger - who takes one for the team - allowing his good friend Joe to FINALLY see a patch of snatch, Cindy is overjoyed that her horny, helmeted cousin finally got some trouser snake, and everyone goes home happy!

Tommy: I heard you banged out Yeasty Yolanda at the party last night!
Bob: Ohhh HELL NO! I had to call in my doppelbänger to do the dirty deed.

by Jumpingrat October 29, 2019

hippy-dippy

not sensible, foolish

his lifestyle is criticized as hippy-dippy

by LMAD December 9, 2008

doppelganger

A facebook trend where instead of using a real picture, a user uploads a picture of a celebrity with whom they vainly perceive shared physical features but is in reality much more attractive.

"Dude, I'm soo cool. After I posted the Urban Dictionary definition of my name as my status, I uploaded a picture of Tom Cruise as my profile pic doppelganger."

"Well, he is short and weird..."

by Tom Shane Jr February 4, 2010

The poopy doopy

Act of putting ones buttocks over anothers face and girate with a smelly butt as a wrestling move.

The opponent choked out after the poopy doopy was used.

by jsimm435 January 19, 2008

dippy thirty

dippy thirty= when your hangin with your brohans and u gota couple of hours to spare you throw in a new dip of chew weather it be expensive skoal or cheap husky , every half hour till your lip is raw. also the best kinda dippy thirty is when your group all has grizzly brand tabacco .

jake- hey man wat you doin?
Wujek- notthin wanna dippy thirty ?
jake - yea lets hit up shane to buy for us.
*phone call*
shane- hey wats up bitches?
jake and wujek- nottin wanna buy for us and go on a dippy thiry ?
shane - yea man lets rip some CHAW!
jake and wujek- allright man get sum of that sweet ass grizzly long cut wintergreen none of taht other pussy bullshit chew.
shane - allright see u in 15

* end of convo*

by applebottomwuuj May 1, 2009

Dopplebanger

An internet porn chick who looks a lot like someone you know in real life that you want to bang.

I've always thought that she was hot. I have been surfing porn sites for her Dopplebanger for years.

by Smith Master September 1, 2009

doppelgagger

noun: like a doppelganger, a double, or look-a-like. but the less attractive version.

can also be used to describe the less attractive of siblings that resemble each other.

i saw someone who looked just like an ugly version of you.

eric roberts is julia robert's doppelgagger.

dennis quaid is randy quaid's doppelgagger.

joaquin phoenix is all the other phoenix's doppelgagger.

by mugwai64 November 8, 2011