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dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.
Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!
by lolilover299 May 7, 2018
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Diekmann

To have a large amount of excess lard in or around the neck region of the human body. Commonly referred to as "Gravy Neck". There is no known cure for the common Diekmann . Side effects may include increased urge to snowboard,skateboard and/or scratch vinyl.
"holy sh*t look at the diekmann on that guy!"
by anonymous mouse March 22, 2008
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dickmuncher

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick
“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”
by isaiah case November 30, 2007
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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.
starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized
by starrlp January 10, 2008
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mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.
He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.
by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019
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dickmate

A gay guy's partner?
Joe and Bob are dickmates.
by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005
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