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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
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Cum Diaries

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes
by Cummealean June 5, 2022
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Collective Diary

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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Diary

no, you’re not looking inside my diary!
by a definitioner January 20, 2024
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