Deathrocker

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a deathrocker. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.

Wow, wait, is this the definition of "hipster"? Could it be... deathrockers are... HIPSTERS!?

by Juanelo April 27, 2009

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Deathroll

Verb

v. deathrolled, deathrolling, deathrolls

1. A situation in which a person is seriously inconvenienced due to an action, or in some cases inaction, of a separate party.

2. The intentional act of inconveniencing someone in such a way as to cause them signifcant additional work or effort.

"Rob was stuck in a deathroll when he answered a phone call everyone else refused to acknowledge."

or

"Anna's refusal to compile the weekly report resulted in a subsequent, never-ending deathroll for April."

by MisterOdd December 8, 2013

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