roaching

Roaching, to out a Joint near the end in order to smoke later/save. -Not- to be confused with filters which are created by rolling stiff paper and inserting it into the end of the Joint.

"roaching a joint with a filter in it is stupid as it can be smoked all the way down"

by Hightimes December 19, 2005

Cronching

when your sister is trying to eat your crops in minecraft

You ain’t finna be cronching down on my crops.

by NotTheSameKitchenSink420 August 1, 2019

crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

broaching quasi

When someone looks as if they could maybe have a humpback/ hunchback, like Quasimodo had. Not that they fully have one , they are on their way to having a hunchback . Broaching on the quasimodoness

That lady over there is broaching quasi

by Squirrelsarecute March 1, 2019