Crankypuss

Often times affilaited with someone of the name Kaley. Cantakerous. More likey frustrated with co-workers and their constant stupidity.

Kaley was a crankypuss this morning. She was fruystrated that her co-workers didn't think she was actually at work.

by SheriffJoe December 8, 2021

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Cranky Grandpa

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

by cit October 29, 2006

Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

cranny

Wussy; Wimp; Chicken; No backbone

1."Bro I've been waiting for him to talk to me for days!"
"Don't worry about it, he's a big cranny."

2. "COME BEAT ME UP YOU BIG PILE OF CRANINESS!"

by Crigal April 15, 2008

cranky panky

A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.

They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.

by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018

Crandy

The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.

George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.

by Jimbo6 December 7, 2017