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Compulsive Flake

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.
by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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Compulsive Liar

Someone who can not help to bend the truth. They often can not stop lying even if they try it’s not possible. This can be caused by trauma in early age. Compulsive liars lie about everything no matter how big or small. Some believe that there lies are true sometimes. They still lie even if it actually has no benefit. It can be described as living in a box being able to see outside and hear what your saying, and wanting to say something but a complete lie come out instead.
Jen: my favorite animals are dogs!
Steve: that’s cool.

Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
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Compulsive Liar

A compulsive liar lies all the time about nothing for no reason. It’s not something able to be controlled easily. It often forms from trauma at a young age. They lie no matter, even if it doesn't benefit them. It can be described as living in a box and knowing what you want to say then having a lie come out your mouth instead. Some times they even believe there lies. It can be a horrible thing because it’s not like you have control of your own body.
Jen:I like cats!
Jen:*that’s not true why did I say that, why do I have to be a compulsive liar.*
by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021
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compersious

The opposite of jealousy. A person who finds happiness in the happiness of others. Someone who has compersion.

Often used in , though not exclusive to, polyamorous relationships to imply happiness for their partners when they're having fun sexual activities with someone else.
Look at that person with their fancy car. I'm very compersious.
by 2h0p3 August 11, 2022
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Competive Capitalism®©™

A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
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