Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones

This is worse than any other insult ever created in mankind. It is worse than ur grandpap a trap and ur family tree lgbt. This wil melt your face and disintegrate you on the spot so you cannot go to hell or heaven and you are trapped in limbo having this said to you for eternity.

Brad: Ur mom gay
Anon: Ur daddy lesbian
Brad:Ur Chromosomes Homo Zones
(Anon fucking dies and turns into dust and gets sent to limbo for the rest of time dying endlessly.)

by Gumpy_Little_Cuck April 18, 2018

Chronoslaughter

A violent waste of time. Extreme waste of time. Failing to keep track of time. The destruction of usefulness by inaction. The cessation of time or of conceptual of time. The removal of all notion or sense of time. Negligence of time. Defiance of the principal of time.
(See also chronocide)

I spent HOURS on the interweb today, but didn't get a thing done. Complete chronoslaughter!

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

chronoptimistic

Optimistic about time, such as an arrival time or having enough time, etc.

Once the rush hour traffic cleared, Suzy and Sally became chronoptimistic about the chances of catching their flight to Tahiti.

by Gee Toe June 9, 2005

no homo chromosomo

When you are not affected by heterochromosomia and you're part of the Twitter community.

Guy1: Hey, wanna have sex?
Guy2: nah man, no homo chromosomo

by RoanS77 March 19, 2021

chronocide

chronocide n (Gr. khronos, time + Lat. cidum, from caedere, to slay; cf. genocide, homicide, parricide) - the murder of time, the violent interruption of historical succession and continuity.

Any revolution is a form of chronocide: the past and present are sacrificed to the future. Any counterrevolution is also a chronocide: the present and the future are sacrificed to the past.

Communism is a chronocide: it destroys the tradition in its leap to the ungrounded future.

Fascism is a chronocide: it brings the society under the spell of the archaic past.

by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022