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Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.
Damn, Fredson has the worst Chromosomes
by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017
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The life force that flows through all things within the Filthy Frank universe, similar to The Force of Star Wars. Chromosomes can be extracted through someone's bodily fluids, or by the person doing something retarded on purpose. Chromosomes are somewhat in between matter and energy, seeing as they can be stored. The Dark Lord Chin Chin lives off of this matter-energy and uses it to fuel his dark powers. People who have been drained of chromosomes will act sluggish, be able to barely move, and say things that are very gay. Chromosomes are also a unit of time, suggesting that this mystical substance is fourth-dimensional.
It is time. Prepare to give the Dark Lord the Chromosomes we have stored over the past few chromosomes.

ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
by The Peace Lord Deimos August 06, 2017
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A slang word for an indevidual with mental disabilities or a complete idiot it is an insult and another way of calling someone a retard or idiot
Jimmy did something so stupid he is such a chromosome
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slang for a short pool cue that is used when a pool table is in an area wear there is not enough room to use a full sized cue. called a chromosome because using it makes you feel slightly retarded and that the cue itself is retarded.
pass me the chromosome, i dont have enough room to make this shot.
by ulrichwulf February 19, 2010
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Something that men have 24 kinds of whereas women have just 23. Although women have two X chromosomes while men have one X and one Y, one of the women's X chromosomes is "transcriptionally silent" i.e. completely inactive.

The Y chromosome is the sole distinguishing factor between men and women and therefore the home of the genes for rationality and abilities such as parking, understanding maps, inventing humourous jokes or indeed anything useful, using an ATM in 30 seconds or less and not turning into a blubbering mess when something trivial occurs, like a parent's death.
"Have you seen The Sarah Silverman Show? She is one funny ass chick!"

"Yeah but she's literally the ONLY one, makes me kinda suspicious about them chromosomes."
by Okotoimako October 30, 2011
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Slang for the word man, or homie, or nigga. Mainly produced as a white man's version of the Bay Area term: Rogue. Used in the 650, mainly West Menlo Park. Created by two white boys from West Menlo park.
Alternative Term: Chromo.
Wasssupp Chromosome.
Just Chilling Rooogue.
by Mi0s April 17, 2007
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The world 'chromosome' is usually used to bully someone
GameGod22: Hey Burt, I didn't like how you said Hello yesterday
Burt: Idc I have more chromosomes then you

*GameGod22 goes crying**
*GameGod22 kills himself**

Burt: Well that's 1 less chromosome to handle!
by BlockBoy72 July 06, 2018
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