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mount blade

1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis

2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life

2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
by a hobo living in Montana April 6, 2009
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Team Blade

Any intelligent human being who prefers to see both Edward and Jacob impaled and/or beheaded by the Vampire hunter "Blade".
While the opposing teams, team Edward and team Jacob would like to see the character Bella with their respective candidate, members of Team Blade prefer to see Bella hung by the face until dead, just to shut up the hordes of giggling fangirls.
Fangirl: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?
Team Blade member: I'm team Blade. I just want to see both of those fags burn on a stake.
by ITWastrel July 14, 2010
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That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.
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Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
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beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.
These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.
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The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
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