blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

blacking out

To drink so much alcohol that you dont remember a thing.

Jenny: What happened last night?
Christy: You don't remember? You need to cut down on the booze...you keep blacking out!!

by ghodsi January 14, 2008

barking dogs

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.

you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)

by geneva kyrkslovan June 19, 2006

Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.

Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.

by woody420haro February 15, 2009

Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

by Delmuire December 23, 2009