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(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.
Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
by Daphne M. September 09, 2007
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noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
by MRia October 24, 2013
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