Definitions by Delmuire

barkling 

The dog familiar of a darkling. Term used for dog owned by fans of Shirley Manson or Garbage.

Shriley' Manson's "barkling" rides along on the tour bus.

barkling by Delmuire June 28, 2012

LSB 

Laugh Shrugg Bail

Did he give you an answer? No he did a LSB.

LSB by Delmuire August 19, 2010

pee pot 

kid who can't hold their pee

You little pee pot!!

pee pot by Delmuire April 28, 2010

mental pause 

What men often experience during a woman's menopause.
A sudden interruption in thought or loss of the thought entirely.

"I am having/experiencing mental pause."

"Sorry! mental pause."

mental pause by Delmuire February 2, 2010

Florida barking spiders 

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

Florida barking spiders by Delmuire December 23, 2009

piss ants 

The ants found in hot summers crawling around the toilet.

Also an expression meaning little trouble making kids.

Don't let the piss ants bite ya.

Those little piss ants stole my lawn ornament!

piss ants by Delmuire December 23, 2009

muscular baby 

An overly developed child. A muscular one year old featured on Jerry Springer.

That muscular baby is a product of an overbearing father.

muscular baby by Delmuire December 22, 2009