old bat

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

by bantarctic leech July 05, 2010

bat whacking

When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.

I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking

by Hayparty August 22, 2014

Bat Country

A mental state entered under the influence of hallucinogenics.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

by U.S. Census Board April 21, 2003

Bat AIDS

The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.

Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)

Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!

by BatAIDS_STL March 18, 2020

bat rag

A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.

Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.

by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 19, 2015

seaman bat

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017