Bavarian poopjob

The act of anal without emptying the bowels beforehand so that feces gets on the cock and then using said feces as lubricant for a handjob.

Stacy and I got freaky last night, so freaky that she finally gave me a bavarian poopjob.

by HughBalsax May 27, 2024

Bavarian Buttfunkle

Beer cheese in the butt, twist the nuts like a pretzel and get girl to like the hole and suck that pole.

As a reward from a great day of work. Greg received that glorious Bavarian Buttfunkle

by Grundlefever69 June 13, 2024

Bavarian Vodka Drop

The practice of putting "Mon Chéri®" up one's rectum and digestive tract, so one can wait for the "Mon Chéri®" to melt and get drunk by absorbing the alcohol contained in "Mon Cherie®" through one's mucous membranes.

Yo, I wanna get hammered tonight, let's take some Bavarian Vodka Drops!

by anonymous March 7, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

bavarian chandelier

A sexual maneuver: performed by a male standing nude over face of partner or preferred target, spinning genitals in a slight circular motion upon ejaculation allowing suspended cum load to contact target whilst completing at least one full rotation otherwise becoming a genitalia ceiling fan.

Nice day at the beach babe, I'll get the stuff out the truck if you want to pick a spot to layout I'll be right there to give you the old Bavarian Chandelier.

by anonymous March 9, 2025

Bavarian Syndrome

Used to describe a country (typically one that is caught between larger powers), that attempts to project soft power by shilling their culture everywhere. South Korea and Israel are prime examples of this.

Goy 1: Dude I just had Israeli hummus it is SOOO GOOD! *soyfaces in hebrew*
Guy 2: That's Arab.
Goy 1: Cool it with the anti-semitism, my dudeskI!
Goy 2: You jews just have bavarian syndrome, Israel is an illegitimate state just like South Korea

by etnomed July 23, 2025

The Bavarian Matrix

A minus lambda I

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!

by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020