noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006

Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017

authoriticious

One who possesses authoritative qualities.

She is extremely authoriticious.

by Kya87 April 9, 2009

authoritor

A made up word made from bradlee

Authoritor- made up slang

by Brahmss October 9, 2016

Authorism

The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.

"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."

by Greg Patton January 29, 2009

authority whore

basically, any woman. But, primarily those females that are attracted to the "alpha male" persona. so, really: every woman.

"damn, nigga. my sis is sucha authority whore, get'n that quik nut from the pigz."

by sima down on the pidy kine... April 7, 2016

The Authority | Die Authorität

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism and The Authority Heil Keitel!

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.

by Wilhelm Keitel January 13, 2021