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accoutremommy

Combining the words "accoutrements" and "mommy" to define a female parent who insists on having every imaginable accessory for her newborn child, which often has a lengthy gender-neutral name. The accoutremommy enjoys showing off her top of the line brand name baby in voracious scrapbooking work and judges others by how their baby's possesssions compare. She will ballistically defend her child and home from any products she deems are less worthy than more expensive or prestigious brand names.
Carol only wants Gap clothes for Mackenzie Ryerson, she's such an accoutremommy!
by Eileen Fitzpatrick October 22, 2007
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Akoul

Someone who is funny, but wild once you get to know them. Often described as a model. Or going to be a model. Love's listening to old school music. Does not judge people by their cover. Lover not a fighter. If you don't get them mad.
Is that Akoul? Damn she beautiful
Someone who is always amazing
by White Women March 28, 2013
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blank account

A bank account without any funds.
"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."
by JMango August 25, 2009
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discourse account

a discourse account is an account, typically on instagram, that posts aesthetic edits occasionally featuring popular anime characters while also containing opinions of the person running the account
discourse accounts can talk about anything, but most of them talk about lgbt discourse and/or fandom discourse
Anne runs a discourse account called 'fairy.course' on instagram. Anne has never touched a single blade of grass in her life.
by boobie fan 69 January 2, 2021
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acoustic guitar guy

anyone who grows out their beard and only showers every other day. You would most likely see an acoustic guitar guy walking their skinny bikes around bus stops with their hand-made satchels and loose comfortable clothes such as: wool caps, anything from urban outfitters , usually reek of marijuana , and may have a dog and of course, an acoustic guitar. Although they are called acoustic guitar guys, they might not always have an acoustic guitar.
Bus stop
"acoustic guitar guy": Hey bro you have any spare change for the bus?
guy: no i gave it to the other acoustic guitar guy
"acoustic guitar guy": thats cool man
guy: ya sorry
by Biff mcalister January 9, 2011
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spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).
Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
by Black@Heart October 22, 2010
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