Workout

Anytime a person, place or thing beats the holy hell out of something else.

To get the shit fucked out of you by a chick is to get a "workout".
When a team beats another by a very large margin is a "workout"
When a dealer in a casino takes all of your hard earned money is a "workout".
To take a massive shit in a bathroom, you just gave that bathroom a "workout".
ETC, ETC....

by M2million December 9, 2006

workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014

Workout juice

Workout juice is when you or someone else sweats so much that when they sit down it transfers on to the seat. When they stand up you shall find the workout juice.

Fit guy: it's okay, take a seat and catch your breath
Not fit girl: okay I think I'm good now
Fit guy: ew whipe off that workout juice!!!!

by savagetortilla January 24, 2017

Workout robbie

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark

Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Post workout sleepies

The condition of extreme lethargy following a workout and a meal.

Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.

by swolity May 21, 2011

Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011

First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.

Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch

by Cybrus16 April 6, 2011