wilson 

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

wilson by grandpatastesbad June 3, 2022

Wilson 

An absolute ass. Throws bricks when he's angry, aimed at you. Every sentence he says contains 50 swearwords. Hits you so hard that you cry. Tries to impale you with a really pointy stick when he gets the chance. Someone who everyone hates.

"It's Wilson, run away quickly before he sees you,"
"Aah, it's Wilson with a brick!"

Wilson by ⠀ June 6, 2022

Wilson 

such a sexy hunk, wilson is a baddie but he is shy at first but after that he will fuck the shit out of you

wilson is hot and such a chad

Wilson by FlabbergastedOrangutan9351 June 15, 2022

Wilson 

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

Wilson by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022

Wilson 

VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT

Wilson Clan Crest is supposed by the Better Business Bureau and Swyrich Corporation. VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT.

Wilson by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 12, 2023

Wilson 

Wilson from Entropy Zero: 2 is a Defective Turret.
SPOILER: This is a spoiler.

WILSON, HE'S SADLY DEAD.

Wilson by SyeGD February 20, 2023

Wilson 

Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit

Wilson by oohyaa February 23, 2023