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Whore-tour

1) A term used to describe the act of cruising a red light district without any intention of actually picking up a whore, you just drive around and look at those skanky assed hookers and laugh at the state of them and wonder what on earth could possess someone to pay for that kind of shit.

You may also chose to drive at the kind of speed that makes them think that you may be in the market, watch them start to approach you car and speed off. Laughing.

2) The act of showing someone around a local red light district so they may see what kind of merchandise is on offer. This is particularly useful when you have lonely relatives in from out of town.
1) Dude A: "Shit dude, I'm bored. Let's go on a whore-tour and laugh at some skanky assed bitches."

Dude B: "Okay dude, roll up a fat one and let's go."

Dude A: "Hell yeah!"

2) Dude C: "And this is where you can come if you're feeling a bit lonely while I'm on my nightshift tonight as you're in from out of town and a bit of a sad, lonely old bastard."

Dude D: "Excellent. May I borrow your car later if I drop you at you place of employment?"

Dude C: " No fucking way, man!!"
by MPCmonkey June 11, 2006
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whore tornado

A woman who devours all of the cock in her path.
That whore tornado fucked everybody at work.
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Whore Toy

Similar to a regular booty call. The person that gets called for the booty call is the whore toy, and doesn't mind being one for a moment.
Christi: I am so horny, but all the guys at the party were losers. I'm going to call my whore toy Kevin.
by Aces_n_Eights October 2, 2016
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Whore Tour

When you go on a temporary period of having no boundaries or standards, typically a crisis following the downfall on a relationship.
Kyle: "hey dude sorry about the divorce! How is your ex?"

Greg: "fuck her she is on her whore tour, she has no standards."
by Menotyourmom6969 May 14, 2016
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whore tongue

A very long tongue that's fit for making out, licking abs, blow jobs, etc. Usually stretches down to the chin.
I learned in our three-way last night that Anna and Shea have whore tongues.
by marisaaa May 13, 2011
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Whore Toe

A lesser known variation of the term Camel Toe. When I womans pants are so tight you can see her vaginal lips.
"Lisa, your whore toe is eating your pants"

"How many guys did you sleep with? I can see your whore toe through your pants"
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