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Wagner

A late Romantic era composer known for his brilliant innovations in harmony and immensely large scale operas but also for his controversal proto-fascist views. Wagner composed mostly operas and, unlike most other composers, created his own librettos rather than setting music to those written by others. He also greatly developed the techniques of leitmotifs and through-composition.

Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.

Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.
Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries is far better than any of those silly metal songs.
by Eddy1701 March 27, 2006
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wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
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That guy just Wagnered his mom.
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