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Virginia Slim Massacre 

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.
Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??
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Virginia Beach 

The best and largest populated city in virginia with populations reaching 500,000. Very diverse. The ocean front is very popular for locals and tourists from across the east coast. Not the best beach but great for entertainment. Major tourist city. In the 757, or the 7 cities of Hampton Roads
Boy: Where do you wanna go for Spring Break?
Girl: Virginia Beach all the way! THey have great entertainment
Virginia Beach by VB757Rae May 21, 2011

Virginia Tech 

The most amazing and school in the state of Virginia. Also the largest research institute in Va. and produces 42% of Va's PhD's. VT is the home of the third largest computer in the world and every building is made of "hokie stone," which completes its amazing architecture.
"Virginia Tech: 2004 ACC CHAMPS!!"
Virginia Tech by lindsay December 13, 2004

virginia blend 

A cigarette made by marlboro. A delicious non menthol cigarette. Its new!
1: I got the 2 pack deal of Virginia blends
2: Those are good
virginia blend by Puff420 January 16, 2008

Virginia State Police 

A bunch of ass holes who cant do there job, they go too overboard with everything and never give you a break. They have also been notorious for breaking uo partys, but if theyre Northern Virginia parties, they tend to party WITH them.
"dude, i just got pulled over todya by a va. cop"
"oh man, what happened?"
"i got a FAT ticket, then invited him to my party later tonite."
Virginia State Police by #1FAN March 24, 2005

virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.
Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.

Virginia Tech 

*#1 Architecture school in country
*Top notch Engineering program
*Good business school
*#1 campus dining in country
*Respected Football team (good at other sports too but it is a football school)
*No preppy dbags (like UVa)
*Intelligent student body (average gpa for class of '13 was 3.94)
*Alumni have the highest initial salary in Virginia
Contrary to popular belief (by belief I mean rumors spread by faggy UVa students) the student body does not consist of rednecks, VT doesn't take just anyone. The student body mostly come from middle class families and are generally pretty smart. They don't fuck animals (another completly retarded rumor) unless by "fuck animals" you mean "party like crazy".
Virginia Tech: Good food, good football, cool people, good academics, good parties, and lots of shool spirit.
In short, the place you want to be if you want to be successful in life while having fun along the way.
Virginia Tech by im in miami bitch November 23, 2009