The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.
"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."
by Jason Spires April 20, 2004
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Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
by Adman12 October 17, 2005
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Upper Cunt

A forceful blow (punch) to the vagina
bitch back off before i upper cunt you!
by rubberbandman75 May 08, 2008
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upper deck

Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.
I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.
by William Wood July 19, 2005
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Upper-Cunting

*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems

DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.

IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.

POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."

Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"

Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
by anonymous23423467346 January 28, 2012
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upper crust

Rich white people, old money of the highest echelon. Typically from the Northeast specifically NYC/Southern New England Region.
Although Tadd was aware the "self-proclaimed" socialites at the party, he knew they were not part of the true upper crust of the who-who's of society.
by worxofgod May 17, 2006
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Upper Heroin

The name used when refferring to the over drugged Upper Merion Highschool. If you aren't drugged oyur drunk.
We are going to play the Upper Heroin football team.
by Livvy<3 May 11, 2005
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