upper white trash

A slur used to describe persons, specifically North Americans, of European descent who, relative to and in spite of their middle-class income, possess a remarkable lack of cultured behavior. Behavioral characteristics of upper white trash generally include a prediliction toward blatant and unrefined self-centered materialism, a distinct lack of social responsibility, and a profoundly inward world view, most often distinguished by rashly-decided politically conservative beliefs, often based on one issue such as taxes.

Despite their healthy double incomes and a substantial inheritance, the Johnson's, a stereotypically upper white trash family, were not interested in living in a character home in a well-established neighborhood near the university, but preferred to build a McMansion with a peculariarly ostentatious two-storey grand entryway in a new suburban tract where, despite there being 3 feet between the houses, there would be plenty of space in the four-car garage to park their Escalade, Lincoln Navigator, jet skis, ski boat, and where there would be plenty of space in the game room for a 15 seater hot tub with built-in plasma tv and flashing LED lights for their Nascar parties, and where they would be closer to the local two-year community college where their kids could go rather than spend money to fund the "liberal" ivory towers of the four-year university, and finally where they'd be closer to the malls and those big fun megachurches where no gay marriages will ever take place.

by Robert Peterson February 8, 2006

upper - decker

When one takes a shit in the upper portion of the toilet. ( the tank ).

mike was really pissed that the land lord was evicting him. So he left him an upper - decker.

Jim wanted to get back at his best friend Steve for sleeping with his girlfriend, so he left him an upper - decker.

by TNT- DOUG September 27, 2006

Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.

Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015

Upper Cape Tech

A school right next to the Cape Cod Canal. Grades 9-12, a tade school that includes trades such as plumbing, electrical, automotive, landscaping, etc...

Current classese are crazy (2009-2012). The class of 2009 and 2010 always seem to have some type of notorious lesbian scandal going on within it. Good times, crazy times, our times.

There's so much drama between all the classes at Upper Cape Tech

by thiswaytoptown January 22, 2009

Upper Body Warrior

Person who only works out their upper body, no leg workouts. Mainly kids who only do curls and bench.

That Upper body warrior has got toothpicks for legs.

by jeremyshiner2 December 1, 2010

upper arlington

an upper class suburb in central ohio. lots of surrounding areas like hilliard, worthington and dublin are extremely jealous due to the high incomes of the parents of ua students. the girls in ua are hotter than other suburbs and if you're a guy, you probably have a 'ua shag'. high school students attend upper arlington high school of course and ua has over 100 state championships for D1 sports teams, which sets a record in ohio history. also, schools in ua are like college and absolutely amazing test scores. guys in other suburbs always try to hit on ua girls, but the boys at arlington always win them over.

dublin guy: you're so beautiful

upper arlington girl: aww thanks

upper arlington guy: you're hot

upper arlington girl: i love you.

by resident of the best May 31, 2010

upper decker

The act of removing the lid off the back part of a toilet and pooping in it. Poop comes in the bowl over time after flushes. Usually done at big parties that have gone wrong.

The host of that party was so horrible that Andre couldn't resist pulling an upper decker before we left.

by Agenda July 31, 2005